Ambien. No doubt about it.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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