Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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