absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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