i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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