PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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