dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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