So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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