My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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