I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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