Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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