Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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