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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

and on the seventh day, God created megan fox

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(619): View more from California

i wish my penis had a tongue

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(651): View more from Minnesota

if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.

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(903): View more from Texas

I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...

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(734): View more from Michigan

i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen

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(248): View more from Michigan

After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla

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(248): View more from Michigan

it was an ACCIDENT

(734): View more from Michigan

it was a DICK

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