butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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