true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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