Christians are straight up FREAKS
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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