i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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