glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Randomize
