I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
A bitchslap is in order.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
