Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
i need some magic done to my vagina
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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