i'm signing you up for texting rehab
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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