Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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