god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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