16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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