Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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