The maid of honor just puked.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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