That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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