wat bout pragnant strippers??
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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