I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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