I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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