Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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