Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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