My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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