i don't plan on having that self control this summer
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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