Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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