yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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