So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
