Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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