He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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