Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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