Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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