everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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