And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Found your dick twin last night
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
