I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I deserve this hangover.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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