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I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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