Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
You were trust falling into bushes
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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