Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
