I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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