See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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