Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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