It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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