so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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