i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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